Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
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Posted June 25, 2014 at 10:34pm in all I saw was the top of a head and I went THAT HAD BETTER BE CLINT and it was and I am happy this pleases me the avengers marvel | 21,829 notes
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