“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
i work at home depot. this post is accurate.
i was getting paint swatches once but i had to ask the guy where they were and when he took me there he was like “are you going to write quotes on these” and im like no and he just looked at me and said “yes you are”
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”